Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Smarty Pants

Lorelei came home today, and asked with the sly smile of a 2nd grader, "Hey mom, are you smart?"

"Yes I am." I replied ever so humbly.

"Then spell it," Lorelei smiled.

" I - T "

"Wow, mom you are smart, how did you know that one?"

Yeah, that's right kid, just remember, us moms are smarter than the average bear. We know why you're telling on us ( 'cuz you put ants in our pants & made us do the boogie dance). We know what happens if we "cut the pickle," (tickle, tickle, tickle), and yes, I know what happens when you put your hand under your armpit, and squeeze your other arm into your side. We're just that smart.