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The other day

Me: So Noelle, how was your day, who did you play with?

Noelle: Welllll, Parker kept asking me to play with him. I think he's in love with me or something....

Could be.

This weekend

(with my sister, I pulled my bangs back to reveal my forehead...)

Me: Bethie what should I get for this?

Bethie: The brown spots? Or the wrinkles?

Me: Neither, I was talking about the zit....

Yesterday

Lorelei: Mom, do you think other people kind of might not understand our family?

Me: Umm, what do you mean?

Lorelei: Like do you think that they might not understand some of the things we do?

Me: I don't really know what you're talking about, do you think we're weird or something?

Lorelei: Yeah, kind of.

So there you have it folks, I have one daughter who thinks everyone's in love with her (which actually may be true). I apparently have skin that is rapidly aging and needs tending to, thanks for that ego boost Bethie. And my oldest daughter thinks our whole family is weird. I didn't think she'd figure that one out for at least another couple of years!