B is for Better not shout.....so much at the kids anymore, the neighbors are going to turn you in, and when I say you, I mean me.
C is for Coffee, Coffee, Cup of Coffee..... caffeine.... it stimulates the dopamine in my brain, it's my own version of an anti-depressant.
D is for Dan, please stop being a scrooge, and complaining about putting up lights, taking decoration boxes down from storage, and griping about buying me something, I'm starting to think you're the grinch!
E is for Explain to your kids that just because we don't believe in Santa doesn't mean everyone else doesn't believe in Santa, and that when they destroy other children's faith in jolly St. Nick, chances are, mom's going to get a phone call from that child's mom, and that phone call will end up with me apologizing awkwardly and sweating a little.....
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